I am dog tired. Why are you late hooman?May the dog force be with you.I love naps. Feed me Dad. I am ready for my mani-pedi. Playtime at the park. Can Rex come out to play. After he watched the Omen. The monthly budget shows we can’t afford the cat. Daddy’s little girl. I am checking your email to make sure you are not emailing other dogs. Spa day. What do you mean I am not a lap dog?Yes, I am on the couch, what you going to do about it?A beer, a box of milkbones and a DCRambler centerfold.